I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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