2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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