Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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