I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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