youre lurking in front of me
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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