Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Two words: nipple clamps
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