There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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