just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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