When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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