Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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