Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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