Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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