3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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