I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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