3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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