there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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