I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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