if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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