We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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