Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
