Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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