I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I pour the whiskey from now on
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I love you.
Bad choice
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