erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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