It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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