google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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