found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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