Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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