Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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