I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Houston, we have a blender
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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