i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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