How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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