That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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