Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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