It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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