So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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