I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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