He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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