What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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