hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
The air taste purple.
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