I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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