You're so nebulous sometimes
I need help removing her.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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