we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
