I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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