Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
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I looked at my own cervix.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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