Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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