Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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