Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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