Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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