You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
My bed smells like the plague
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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