Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize