She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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