i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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