Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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