Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she looked like the before picture.
worst night to have a conscience
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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